Miracle was in the sitting room, playing
with her kid brother when suddenly the boy scattered the game.
Miracle was furious.
Mama miracle was in the kitchen making dinner for her family when miracle walked into the
kitchen.
‘Mummy, where did Junior come from?’ She asked her mother.
Mama miracle stared at her daughter. ‘Same place as you, my dear,’ she said, turning back to
what she was doing. Miracle was still curious. ‘Ok, mummy, but how
did we really come?’
Mama miracle raised her face and thought for a
few seconds. Then she said, ‘Well, my dear,
Daddy and Mummy fell in love and got married.
One night, they went into the bedroom and locked
the door. They began to kiss and hug, and then
they had sex.’ miracle looked puzzled the more. ‘What is sex,
mummy? How is it done?’
‘Daddy puts his thing into Mummy’s thing, that’s
how you get a baby, honey. That’s how you and
Junior came.’ miracle seemed to comprehend now. ‘Oh, I see,
mummy. But the other night when I peeped
through your door, you had daddy’s thing in your
mouth. What do you get when you do that?’
'Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.’
Friday, 3 July 2015
JOKE of the day: Mama's secret
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